jaysa's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fred, What Are You Doing?]

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try to show realism and enthusiasm fool. If you got poked in the eye or if a person came charging at you with a knife you wouldn't stand there and blankly respond "ow" would you? Arms don't rip off that easy either. if a machine picks his arms up that slowly his whole body would lift up.

[Hot chics]

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Good animation, you used poser 4 for that right? I would rate it higher if only it was a proper trailer not just sequences.

[Athens 2004 (first flash)]

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I understand it is your first flash, but why submit it on here?

[Strawberry Clock V]

HAHAHA

YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND I VOTE 5!!! YOU RULE. THE CLOCK CREW RULES THE PORTAL AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN TOO BAD. KEEP SUBMITTING AHAHAHA. one thing though, what is with the B? WHO CARES IT'S FUNNY. I LOVE IT HOW YOU USE CRAZY TALK COS CRAZY TALK SOUNDS SHIT WHICH MAKES IT MORE FUNNY!!1

[It's a can.]

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I fail to see the amazement in crushing a can.

[AVP: The Sequel Trailer]

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Why would anyone play your game when they've got the REAL one that they can play.

Agent-JC-Denton responds:

Are you truely that stupid? This must've gone WAY over your head.
Also, look at the date this movie was posted. Several months before ANY info on the real AvP2 was released.

[asshole]

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Well I must say when I started kicking the dog a few times I thought it would just last forever so I started laughing. Then the man fell over and that totally ruined it.

[Bunny Heart Valentine]

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How can the rabbit's heart automatically say Love Jeremy on it?

[Jimmy]

nice.

yeah and that's so cool how when the killer kills himself his gun is floating in the air!

[Ruby vs Emerald]

yes we will

u may not know who will win. but i know. emerald weapon would win the battle. he has 1,000,000 hp while ruby only has 500,000 and that's your mistake u put both their health on 999999 and also those 8 laser attacks do not cause 9999 they cause around 4, 000 idiot